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commission update

Fri Jul 10, 2009, 12:17 PM
  • Eating: gauze ....
  • Drinking: blood yech
.... i will be working out my commission prices very soon.

but right now my face is all swollen and im hopped up on druuugggss.

most painful two days OF MY LIFE. i feel so jaded now. hydrocodone was a bust, didnt help at all. but i got a nice little bottle of percocets to cheer me up later.

imagine your face swelling... your gums swelling up too... and a little bubble of serious pressure in your gums... constant, stabbing, pain... so i was such a cunt today towards bad nurses with an awful taste for small talk and bedside manner.

i was sitting with an ice pack over my throbbing, double-sized face... kind of squinting with one eye because it had nearly swollen shut... looking miserable, feeling even worse than i looked...

the secretary at the dentist's office wags her finger at me, as i glare back furiously at her, and SCOLDS me for missing my last three appointments with them.

being that i felt like my mouth was going to explode at any moment, and this lady was obviously a crap nurse, these words escaped my mouth.

"i was in idaho, on the other side of the country, so it doesn't. fucking. matter."

at the time, i felt a little twinge of guilt. but now i'm laughing about it. i rarely ever get mean, gimme a break.

i love being drugged up for an actual legitimate reason. it gives me the best excuse ever to just sleep and sleep and eat lots of apple sauce.

so once i am ready to go, i'll redo this journal with pricing and more info.
check back soon dear babes.

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